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Poams is an abbreviation for , Pissed Off At Men Syndrome.
pissed of at men syndrome occurs when a person has been fucked over by men so many times that they are convinced that all men are swine. one may result, depression, eating disorders, extreme alcohol and drug use, irrational behavior such as, fucking and chucking everything that is willing and or able, shutting all men out of their lives, extreme lesbianage, and in some cases women are known to remove their own clitoris in attempts to completely diminish any desire for sexual behavior. unfortunately there is not a known cure for poams , it can last anywhere from 30 minutes to 30 years , some may never overcome it.
jess ¨ladies , ive got a mad case of poams. we need to go out and drown our sorrows in ridiculous levels of alcohol. i want to get so drunk i forget his name, so drunk i forget every man thats ever fucked me overs name, so drunk i forget your name ! fuck it, im getting so drunk i forget my own name¨
poams by jbibes August 13, 2011
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Poms mussy 

Poms mussy means mom's pussy, a code word for referring to your mom's pussy in public.
I heard that my poms mussy smells.
Poms mussy by MrPomsMussy June 16, 2019
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Poam • Poast • pamsexual • phamster • poaster • poasting • Pömsig • pomskii • Pomsky • pamseto
The phonetic spelling of the Internet slang "pwns"
"Whoa dude that guy poans in Call of Duty"
Poans by Contrist July 19, 2017
Sleepy. "Pömsig" is a childish way to say "sömnig", which means "sleepy" in Swedish. The word was popularized by the show "Gubben i lådan" in the 1960's. In later years, a myth has appeared, that the "real" meaning of the word is "sexually exhausted".
Ungarna på dagiset var pömsiga (The kids at the daycare center were "pömsig")
Pömsig by JibbaJabbaMartin May 24, 2007
A passionate evening that is still not very coherent.
Jen: Jake and I had a very pomst night last night. He went from sexual to cold and distant.
Meg: Damn it sucks so hard when men are pomst. He must be going through manstration
pomst by okkmissgirll January 22, 2021
ayyy wanna have fun tonite? <3

poms ttyl
poms by imfromonett August 1, 2016

phamster 

Gabby: Hey I love your phamster!

Bob: Thanks! I got little Taylor here from Vietnam!

Gabby: Aww. Phamtastic!
phamster by gabbybambam<3 February 22, 2011
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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