plywood pusher

Plywood pushers are people that say they can skate but actually can't skate, because there fuckin dirty posers I hate it. But anyway, they sit there in front of the skater kids and watch 'em skate for a while then decide tot ake their crappy "world industries" board out there and give it a shot. Not only do the skater kids laugh at him continuously, but they also laugh at the fact he has a shitty ass board that the stlye/company went out like a lamp light liek 5 years ago... Some of the "plywood pushers" would just go out there and try there best, and maybe get the honor to be the chosen one to hang out in the skater clique. There are also really fuckin retarded plywood pushers. they will sit there in their basement and actually chissel some of the paint off the bottom to look like they have been thrashing it up hardcore.

Sk8r: So, you skate man?
PWP: Yea. *scared and hoping the REAL sk8r dosnt ask him to try anyhting*
Sk8r: Cool, try a nosegrind on that rail.
PWP: A what?
Sk8r: A nose grind.
**PWP attempts to try, gets near the rail and pushes his board across the rail.**
Sk8r: dude, all you are is a plywood pusher.

plywood pusher by Lenora P December 16, 2006

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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