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Plumeria Penis 

When a girl only has lotion from bath and body works, but you gotta have that jibber.
When I got home I had to wash off before I got in bed with my wife. The side bitch gave me plumeria penis.
Plumeria Penis by Zbiggy April 10, 2021
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Plumerize 

Verb. To make something so fucked up that it ruins a perfectly good item. To utterly ruin something.

Adjective. When some thing is beyond repair or an negative response to a task.
Verb. You really plumerized that project, and made everyone hate you as the building burned to the ground.

Adjective. When Sally tried to open the can with a hammer she plummerized the shit outta it but couldn't open it.

Verb. The iceberg plummerized the Titanic.
Plumerize by Amishmafia May 31, 2018

plumarian sack 

Also known as the Plum Sack or Ball sack (aka Scrotum).
Hey Johnny, your plumarian sack is hanging a bit low today. Chip chip. I have been swimming for about 12 hours now and my plumarian sack is a bit withered and worn.
plumarian sack by SordidLoam September 5, 2008

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026