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Played yourself 

Guy1: I'll have cereal
*pours milk in first, has no cereal*
DJ Khaled: Congratulations, you played yourself
Played yourself by DJ Khaledius August 31, 2016
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played yourself 

To mess up terribly, made famous by DJ Khaled
Congratulations, you played yourself
played yourself by BrySchec November 23, 2016

played yourself 

To mess up badly... Also, the example (taken from an Among Us clip that I cannot link).
Impostor (when he finds out he got Impostor): Oh you guys are so dead!
Random Crewmate: Alright, we gettin' his ass out first.
Random Crewmate 3: Bro, you guys are so dumb... this is just a joke.
Impostor: I literally said this last game...
Random Crewmate 2: No he didn't.
Literally everyone: Get his ass out of here!
Me: Ya played yourself.
played yourself by Da Budder Man September 19, 2020

You played yourself 

When you set yourself up to fail.
A little get steals candy and gets punished for it. Congratulations, you played yourself.
You played yourself by TheCannon124 September 5, 2016

congratulations you played yourself 

This is a quote from DJ Khalid that means that you had set yourself up for something bad.
So you kicked your bed and it broke congratulations you played yourself.

you played yourself 

"congratulations you played yourself"

you played yourself 

Got yourself exited for nothing
"Aye man there is 7 cats in that car"
*they look*
"Man you played yourself
you played yourself by Fagass69 October 4, 2016
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