Pizza Mouth 

The burning of the inside of your mouth due to eating too-hot pizza, specifically the blistering and peeling of the roof of the mouth. Caused in particular by searing hot cheese.

You do not have to be intoxicated for this to happen, you just need to be hungry.

Some idiot: "Balls, this pizza is too hot and now my mouth is burnt and peeling and stuff"
Some idiot's friend: "Sounds like you got a bad case of pizza mouth."

Pizza Mouth by fug91 September 3, 2010

pizza mouth 

The burning of the inside of mouth and or tongue due to the consumption of hot pizza. In particular the tomatoe sauce. Generally a result from intoxication.

Those beer munches got us a bad case of pizza mouth.

pizza mouth by drunkasfuckforrealfosho January 16, 2009

pizza mouth 

Unquenchable thirst caused by eating large amounts of carbohydrates (usually pizza or pasta) further complicated by the inability to consume enough water to quench one's thirst due to already being full of said food.

I have such a bad case of pizza mouth; my stomach can't hold enough water to quench my thirst after eating an entire pizza.

pizza mouth by Infinitecypher July 8, 2018

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.

How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas by ace zero June 22, 2014