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Pisstistity Level 

A scale from 1 to 5 to explain to how loaded your fishing buddy was:

1. Lionel Hutz
2. Richard Burton
3. George Jones
4. Charles Buckowski
5. Shane Mcgowan.

A person is added to the scale to allow for a more graphic explaination.
His pisstistity level was like a 5. He would have given Shane Mcgowan a run for his money. We had to take the the bottle off him before he broke it over his bosses head.
A follower of the religion of Pissism, from the infamous Minecraft Server EarthMC
"Hey why isn't Charles going to Church?"
"Oh him? well, he's Pissist"
pissist by cbtmachine April 17, 2020

pisswhistle 

The penis, dick, or cock of a man. the pisswhistle can be played with the mouth, vagina, or anus.
Hey bitch, come play my pisswhistle!
pisswhistle by Benton Acker February 28, 2006
A member of the Pissism religion, whom prays to the Ball God and places Pee Pee structures to appease him.
Hey bro you wanna go eat the International House of Carrots?

I can't eat carrots, I'm Pissist
Pissist by dabsallovar December 10, 2020

pisstistic 

area of statistics covering the number of girls that i have slept with and then urinated on after drinking too much beer
After we broke up she became just another pisstistic.
pisstistic by MO25 June 16, 2007
Excl. Phrase. A term used when particularly angry about something, usually relating to extreme grief on the toilet.

Verb. When one defecates and the spashback comes right back up the butthole, and then said person defecates again, thereby "pisshitting."

Verb. When one has a rather runny case of diarrhea that is more liquid than it is solid, much like plasma, butt less like diarrhea. You know, like when you have WAY too much greasy food and you get the shits. THAT's pisshitting.

Noun. The aforementioned kind of pisshitting where one has a runny case of the shits.

Noun (gerund). The act of pisshitting.
1. Aw, pisshit!

2.Although he was extremely careful to position his buttock on the porcelain throne, Tom's pisshitted all over himself, to which he exclaimed, "Aw, pisshit! There goes my sangwich!"

3. Tom leaned that when he pisshits, he needs to bring a couple towels with him to clean up the loose debris and utter destruction.

4. Tom's pisshit came out much like a Covenant plasma rifle, with unbridled energy and sonic fury. Unlike a plasma rifle, however, Tom's pisshit was more brown.

5. Tom pisshitted.
Pisshit by Mac (Not Mic) March 29, 2010