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Pisface is short for pistachio face and is a pistachio shell with an expressive face drawn on it. Pisface is a widespread art abandonment project that has reached a growing number of countries. Pisfaces are distributed through travelers, friends, and perfect strangers.
I found a Pisface in Seattle on a park bench. I will bring it to San Diego on my trip and leave it there for someone else to find.
Pisface by Pisface June 3, 2018

pissface 

An outspoken negative person who posts on internet forums under the misguided impression that people care about what they have to say. A pissface usually considers themself to be very important, but are generally mocked by those around them, including by friends and possibly even family.

A pissface is able to divert the course of a thread from happy and cheerful, to argumentative and angry by posting an inane and stupid comment that takes offense at an innocuous comment made by another poster.

On occassion, a thread moderator is a pissface, which usually leads to unnecessary wrangling of innocent and inoffensive posts made by others under the umbrella of "I thought that the post conflicted with the forum's rules". This is almost always a lie that the pissface states, to further cement their perceived power and self-importance. This leads to behind-the-back mocking by other wranglers, as they struggle to see how such a negative idiot could continue to be let away with the same antisocial behaviour time and time again.
You really suck all of the fun out of this forum,pissface.

or

Bob: "You wanna go online and abuse the pissface?"

Tim: "Yeah fuck yeah".
pissface by Dr Tom December 28, 2005
1. What one looks like when they are totally fucking stoned out of their mind.

2. A late 80's/early 90's Industrial group.
Man, you are fucking PIGFACED!

pissfacedcockgobbler 

a person who leaves their "friends" in monroe because they have each others cocks in each others butts.
Craig and Matt are pissfacedcockgobblers.

pissface 

Someone (esp. on an Internet 'forum') who is actively negative, and sees the bad in everything. This doesn't necessarily reflect their public persona, but rather takes advantage of the faceless nature of the Internet to rant and rave at strangers without recourse. Similar to a troll, but not as antagonistic, pissfaces can also be called miserablists, pessimists or Grumpy Old Men.

They are often characterised by taking jocular comments at face value, finding offence where none was intended, and purveying a general attitude of negativity.

The term comes from the (supposed) 'sour' qualities of urine.
"Actually, that portion of the film is regarded as one of the finest in modern cinema. Before you see fit to criticize it like that, you should ask yourself what you *really* know about cinema. You disgust me"
"Please, don't be such a pissface"
pissface by dr_newstead November 20, 2004

PieFace_ 

PieFace is a hot chick on Nonoba, a.k.a Noba. She is a nice and funny girl. Her nicknames include, "PenisFace" "PeeFace" and simply "Pie". PieFace is her name because she says her face looks like pie, and she tastes like pie. PieFace is sometimes outgoing but once you get to know her, POOF! It's magic. The one of the sexiest person I know is her. Look her up on Nonoba, cuz you'll fall in love.
Kid: "OMG! Look at that hawt chick!"

Kid2: "Ohai PieFace_"
PieFace_ by jameslyTheGreato July 11, 2011