Pirate Shit

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When you take a long shit and one of your legs falls asleep. Then when you get up, you walk around as if you have a wooden Pirate leg.

Jesse: Where's Josh? Oh never mind, I see him limping out of the bathroom. He must have been taking a Pirate Shit.

Pirate Shit by JesseIU May 12, 2015

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pirate shit

the smelly brown stuff that comes out a pirates ass

dude did you see the pirate shit on the boat?

sure did crazy stuff isn't it!!

pirate shit by qazsdf October 19, 2010

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Shit Pirate

One who seeks out payment in the form of fecal matter. If payment is not provided post haste, it will be taken forcibly by means of a latex glove and a tabletop. On occasion a hook may be used.

Shit Pirate: "AAR, you owe me for that hamburger! Pass me your feces."

Frightened Industrial Engineering Professor: "Oh bullocks, a shit pirate and me without my Je-Fairy"

Shit Pirate by Douches November 25, 2004

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pirateship

A party or bar full of men when the opposite is desirable.

Pete: "I don't like the ratio at this party, and my chances are slim to begin with."
Bryan: "Yeah, it's a pirate ship. Let's bounce, but first I've got to get this girl's digits."

pirateship by Total Penetration June 7, 2005

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pirateship whisky

crazy whiskey that we found that had a pirateship on it

pirateship whisky and coke means good times

pirateship whisky by km4nd0 April 1, 2004

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pirateship

When you're not in a full relationship with the opposite sex, but it's also stronger than a friendship.

Person A- " Are you in a relationship with Jacob?"

Person B- "No"

Person A- "Oh, so you're just friends?"

Person B- "Well, no not really"

Person A- So it's a relationship?"

Person B- "No, actually it's a pirateship"

pirateship by GabriellaStoker December 9, 2009

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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