Pirate Shit

When you take a long shit and one of your legs falls asleep. Then when you get up, you walk around as if you have a wooden Pirate leg.

Jesse: Where's Josh? Oh never mind, I see him limping out of the bathroom. He must have been taking a Pirate Shit.

Pirate Shit by JesseIU May 12, 2015

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pirate shit

the smelly brown stuff that comes out a pirates ass

dude did you see the pirate shit on the boat?

sure did crazy stuff isn't it!!

pirate shit by qazsdf October 19, 2010

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Shit Pirate

One who seeks out payment in the form of fecal matter. If payment is not provided post haste, it will be taken forcibly by means of a latex glove and a tabletop. On occasion a hook may be used.

Shit Pirate: "AAR, you owe me for that hamburger! Pass me your feces."

Frightened Industrial Engineering Professor: "Oh bullocks, a shit pirate and me without my Je-Fairy"

Shit Pirate by Douches November 25, 2004

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pirateship

A party or bar full of men when the opposite is desirable.

Pete: "I don't like the ratio at this party, and my chances are slim to begin with."
Bryan: "Yeah, it's a pirate ship. Let's bounce, but first I've got to get this girl's digits."

pirateship by Total Penetration June 7, 2005

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pirateship whisky

crazy whiskey that we found that had a pirateship on it

pirateship whisky and coke means good times

pirateship whisky by km4nd0 April 1, 2004

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pirateship

When you're not in a full relationship with the opposite sex, but it's also stronger than a friendship.

Person A- " Are you in a relationship with Jacob?"

Person B- "No"

Person A- "Oh, so you're just friends?"

Person B- "Well, no not really"

Person A- So it's a relationship?"

Person B- "No, actually it's a pirateship"

pirateship by GabriellaStoker December 9, 2009

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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