Piddington 

Nobody really knows what a Pidington is, it's just something you don't want to be.

I have a people carrier, I am a bit of a Piddington.

I like kippers, I am a bit of a piddington.

Piddington by abitmorekids1324565 December 21, 2008

Lord Pumpington 

The guy that has loud sex on a noisy bed upstairs at parties.
See also : Lady Takesalot

Sounds like Lord Pumpington is at it again. Turn up the music.

Lord Pumpington by ChadSexington February 12, 2008

Clay Puppington 

A character from the discontinued adult swim show Moral Orel. Fucking evil, but also a dilf.

“I think Clay Puppington is kinda hot.”
“You’re mentally ill. Get help.”

Clay Puppington by MysteriousStalker8989 December 4, 2021

Karl Pilkington 

Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.

"That Karl Pilkington - the baldy manky roundy headed fella."

"Alrite?"

Karl Pilkington by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005

Karl Pilkington 

A man with no qualifications, very little education but is now known the world over as a shaven chimp with head like a fucking orange.

Ricky Gervais: Karl Pilkington is a bald headed mank. His cranium is perfectly spherical.

Karl Pilkington by skwurlled January 7, 2010

piddington 

Developed from commentary by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear:
1. A people-carrier/minivan, especially one that is being driven in a manner that is inconvenient to you.
2. The driver of a people-carrier/minivan, or a person who looks like he might drive one.

1. That piddington is going 12mph in a 50 and I can't see around its fat ass to tell whether or not I can pass it.
2. This place is clogged with piddingtons; must be a Michael Buble' concert in town tonight.

piddington by exstock April 5, 2009

poopingtons

A poop that is particularly long, smelly, liquid, or gross. A notable poop. Particularly when the poop is an emergency, such as following a large meal of pizza and root beer.

Dude I went to Old Chicago and ate a whole large deep dish pizza and drank tons of their Mug Root Beer on tap. I had the poopingtons so bad that I had to poop at Tim's mom's house!

poopingtons by MisterFarenheight August 14, 2011