A super pinecone is a person who posts a screenshot of a conversation on 'idiots of facebook' that gets posted on the page every single day.
by Gservn January 15, 2021
Jimmy: Throws pinecone at friends nuts
Friend: WHAT THE HELL, THAT FUCKIN HURT, you just pineconed me
Friend: WHAT THE HELL, THAT FUCKIN HURT, you just pineconed me
by pinecone62 March 21, 2022
The act of combining the actions of The French Victory and the Pinecone Plunge. The primary objective is to add an extra layer of difficulty, personal humiliation, reputational gain, and physical pain and harm to the actions required in the French Victory.
Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory.
Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward.
Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum.
Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance.
Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!
Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory.
Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward.
Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum.
Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance.
Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!
Steve: "Hey did you hear? Last night at the party, Craig did three vials of ket, drank an old 4Loko someone had, and ran two whole bouts of the French Pinecone on BOTH of David's sisters!"
Nathan: "How the fuck is he still alive?"
Steve: "Oh he's actually not, the funeral is two weeks from now."
Nathan: "How the fuck is he still alive?"
Steve: "Oh he's actually not, the funeral is two weeks from now."
by njganjgnijadf April 6, 2022
by MagicalVagina/ CooterCommander April 15, 2019
"She gave herself a Sally pinecone"
by Tampons Lol April 11, 2016
A group of cool ass moms that just want to have fun....and succeed.
They may have matching shirts, pinecone jewelry, and yetis.
They like to go to archery competitions and mound some cowboys.
They like to go swimming after hours and day drink.
They like walking tacos and power 15 minutes instead of power hours.
They laugh until the pee and and pissfoot makes an appearance.
They like long walks around target and love a yeti full of booze or coffee or both.....depends On the time of day.
They are a fun loving group that just wants to Laugh together, cry together, and vent together.
Only a select few can qualify to be a pinecone and one requirement is no Karen’s allowed.
They may live close to each other or far away but once a pinecone, always a pinecone.
They may have matching shirts, pinecone jewelry, and yetis.
They like to go to archery competitions and mound some cowboys.
They like to go swimming after hours and day drink.
They like walking tacos and power 15 minutes instead of power hours.
They laugh until the pee and and pissfoot makes an appearance.
They like long walks around target and love a yeti full of booze or coffee or both.....depends On the time of day.
They are a fun loving group that just wants to Laugh together, cry together, and vent together.
Only a select few can qualify to be a pinecone and one requirement is no Karen’s allowed.
They may live close to each other or far away but once a pinecone, always a pinecone.
by Abe and gravy boats September 22, 2020
a pinecone is basically a nickname to give someone or call someone if you’re mad
basically whatever you want it to be
the creator of this word is scott elder who started saying pinecone back in 2018 and now says the word on a daily basis
basically whatever you want it to be
the creator of this word is scott elder who started saying pinecone back in 2018 and now says the word on a daily basis
by mad lad scott September 24, 2020