One of the most disgraceful, annoying, and horrible animals on this fulfilled universe. I mean, seriously, just let me eat alone!
Ugh, another herd of pigeons... IDIOTS LET ME EAT MY CHICKEN!
by high cholesterol child December 7, 2018
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A slow modem. When your internet connection is really sluggish, you might have a pigeon for a modem.
The pigeon provided by my cable company is so incredibly slow.
by spudart July 26, 2017
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Leave me with what little dignity I have left!...........
What a pigeon!
by ArielMcLean October 6, 2015
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An activity typically carried out by middle aged men with limited social options. These men load up pigeons in vehicles and drive them to insignificant towns near their home. They then release the pigeons and see if they are smart enough to fly home. When they get home, they win because the pigeons return but they lose because they're at their own house.

Some of the pigeoners greatest joy comes from raising the pigeons.
Cletus and Bubba are going to run to their trailer and pick up their pigeons. Then they are going to drive them all the way over to Battle Mountain so they can go pigeoning.
by Pigeonus Erectus August 21, 2012
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Someone who always pops up somewhere as if from no where. And you never notice when there not there, but you always notice when they are!
Sam wasn't in school today
Really!? Didnt notice
Thats because he's such a pigeon
by Pheebz February 2, 2008
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A silly old bat who walks around random libaries telling people to be quiet her famous catchphrase
'SHHHHHHHH'
Pigeon - If you dont be quiet you can get out
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Kaneesha Bowes January 21, 2009
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