Pickled cum

Pickled cum : valuable cum from da pickle sealed in piss jar a very sought after item with a msrp of 1738$ a atom. Made in a process of putting pickles in a jar of piss for 24hr then busting a fat slugger in dat hoe nigga tf you thought this shit was hard nah you dumb penis jeans bitch dumb stupid retarded nomadic nimrod

BITCH NIGGA 1: yo dog I can get some pickled cum?

BITCH ASS NIGGA 2: only a spoon full

HOE ASS BITCH NIGGA 1: fuck you piss magnet fucking pussy nigga I should kill yo dumb ass I payed for your nuts nigga smoke head

by Cock k May 7, 2020

Pickle Cum Fuck

When a guy cums on a Pickle and shoves it up a girl's pussy

"I Pickle cum fucked a girl last night,then i made her eat it the pickle when i was done cramming it up her pussy"

by The Tallest man in the world July 3, 2007

pickle cum

when a girl uses a pickle as a vibrator/dildo and it burns through the pickle

my girl enjoys pickle cumming

by mrpickle123 October 20, 2020

cum pickle

when someone you are sexually attracted to makes you cum but you also find yourself pickle

"bro you make me cum pickle" "bro omg thats so hot:

by inoxske November 5, 2021

Picklecumber

The ring of flesh under the head of a circumcised penis.

My picklecumber is itchy today!

by Spoondaloon March 21, 2022

Picklecumber

Premature pickles. Sliced cucumbers that are left in white vinegar and salt within your fridge for only a day or two

We brought a bowl of picklecumbers to the picnic

by 18y/oMom September 12, 2022