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AKA Shithouse Poetry. These linguistic gems are found in porta-johns and bathroom stalls from Idaho to Fallujah
Pooetry

In the heat of plastic shitter
I sit here and softly titter
Sweat pours off like a monsoon
Please dear god, let me shit soon

~The Shithouse Poet
Pooetry by OmegaSeabee October 22, 2008

phototragic 

Someone who consistently looks bad in pictures. The opposite of photogenic
"Look how bad John looks in that picture. He's so phototragic"
phototragic by Stacey B November 6, 2007

phototrain 

the group of photos on facebook when your friends changes their default picture.
Dayum!That scene girl hops on the phototrain EVERY time it comes around!
phototrain by Cylvr[silver] July 10, 2011

Phototeriotyple 

High rambling when trying to remember the word "stereotypical," and just typing things as they come into your head because it might be what your looking for.
Text: I am so phototeriotyple high now.

Yo dude check that out. That isn't correct.

OH SHIT I WANTED STEREOTYPICAL AND I WROTE THAT.

New text: I am so stereotypical high now.

phototropic 

Tending to grow or move toward light
the tree is phototropic at the sun
phototropic by Rob1423 February 21, 2018

Photory; Photories 

Photory; Photories -
Memories that are more vivid because you have a photo from them. In having evidence from say "memory" it can not be changed, distorted, or exaggerated. Pictures prove...Words wimp out.
photory; photories-
1. Photory: "Remember when I won 1st place in that charades competition?" " " You never got 1st place, Look I have a Photory to prove it!" 2. Photories: " Do you remember that day we had to run from those Grizzly bears?" " hnmm.. not really, when was that?" " Here I'll pull out my Photories." " Oh, ya I remember that!"