Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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a form of virtual sex; a sexual intercourse but done remotely and verbally, i.e. two people talk by phone and their deliberate choice of words (as well as intonation, tone of voice) is intended to produce sexual arousal of the party talked to. As a follow-up to its verbal level, phone sex can be connected with masturbation; in its other version, phone sex is synonymous to an act of masturbation being described and commented on over the phone to turn the other party on.
She went on how she liked doing it and he gave her his hot load of words that touched her almost like his hands did when they made love yesterday, and all that made her nipples grow harder and harder. In fact, they spent an hour on the phone indulging in phone sex.
by Aleph May 29, 2006
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The act of masturbation while imagining that the person over the line that you're talking to is sexually interacting with you, and vice versa.
I lived far away from her, so the two of us had some hot phone sex.
by OtherRealChris March 11, 2003
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The best you can get when your boyfriend/girlfriend is a 1000 miles away.
My boyfriend went back home to Texas for the summer, so now we only get to have phone sex.
by GA Peach June 10, 2007
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when two phones jump on top of eachother and start having sex. that is all.
phone 1: hey sexy ;) lets get in onnn!
phone 2: okay, i love phone sex with you.
by MG... May 18, 2010
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* the alternative to the real thing
* basically jacking off while on the phone with someone (usually they're doing the same thing)
* good for kicking boredom
i totally got off havin phone sex with *** last night
by lynneh January 03, 2004
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