phinza 

Phinza is a person who’s damn fucking cute, someone who’ll make your day bright as frick whenever you meet her with her hugs. Someone who’ll want the best for you (if she loves you, otherwise you could go fuck yourself and she wont care lmao) She’s someone I won’t let go ever before she’s an angel, my angel lmao

Damn she’s a Phinza

phinza by Tongue Tied <3 November 23, 2021

Philza 

the man who created minecraft

philza

Philza by lunchclub_adict March 19, 2021

Philza 

Philza is our father, his followers his children. Unfortunately he doesn’t have enough money to feed us. I haven’t been fed in days, nay, weeks... I don’t even know anymore...

Twitch prime sub: You watching philza?

Tier three sub: You bet it.

Twitch prime sub: Is mumza home yet?

Tier three sub: No, but wilbursoot has raided.

Philza by ~spoooogyny~ May 10, 2020

Philza 

An honestly chill dude, always cares for his fans and plays Minecraft Hardcore Mode. Also known for dying to a Baby Zombie and a Spider.

SomeRandomGuy Cheered 300x!

SomeRandomGuy: “hey Philza i lost my 3 month hardcore world to a glitch, and im feeling hopeless. i dont have the confidence to try again”
Philza: “Aw man that sucks. Always keep pushing yourself to do things even if it costs you stuff. Stay strong”

Chat: “INSPIRATIONAL PHILZA POG”

Philza by • Lazy • October 24, 2020

Philza 

A twitch streamer and youtuber who created minecraft and whose fanbase all have daddy issues and need a father figure

Person 1: "Hey, are you watching Philza?"

Person 2: "Yeah, why?"

Person 1: "Damn, your daddy issues are that bad huh?"

Person 2: "Yeah..."

Philza by Chloenator2007 March 28, 2021

Philza Minecraft 

The creator of Minecraft

Person 1: who created Minecraft

Person 2: Philza Minecraft

Person 1: wasn’t it Not-
Person 2: PHILZA MINECRAFT

Philza Minecraft by skylinepotter January 18, 2021

Philza 

Philza Minecraft is the god of Minecraft and creator of women.

He has many children, and once died to a baby zombie.
He is very, VERY ancient.

His name is Philza Minecraft, and he is quite old.

Philza by Anon#82827728188 March 28, 2021