phantom turd 

a turd that comes out your ass so fast that it disappears up the u-bend. u hear a big splash, but when u look in to the bowl, there's nothing there...

*splash* ooh sounded like a biggy! wa- heyyy? where did it go? damn spooky phantom turd!

phantom turd by me old fruity September 25, 2005

phantom turd 

N. (fantum terd)
When you take a shit and look in the toilet and there is nothing there.

After a long day of work I came home and took a long PHANTOM TURD, then I went to McDonald's.

phantom turd by Champ Kind November 14, 2005

Phantom turd 

Faeces that disappears around the u-bend without flushing, leaving no trace it had ever been there.

I know I've just had a shit, but it's a phantom turd!

Phantom turd by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

phantom turd 

the turd that always returns no matter how many times you flush...

The phantom turd would not flush no matter how hard I tried.

phantom turd by unknown June 11, 2006

Phantom Turd Snake 

When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.

"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."

Not to be confused with "phantom shit"

Phantom Turd Snake by Stephanie Sunfire October 19, 2014

[Phantom Turd] Menace 

(Noun)Someone who likes to defacate in unlikely public places, with or without the support of onlookers. This is often for a feeling of shock-satisfaction.

Come back here you Phantom Turd Menace and clean that stinking feces from my fridge

Huey! Next time you're at the peep show, try masturbating instead of power-shitting all over the window like a Phantom Turd Menace!

[Phantom Turd] Menace by Boy J, aka: mull January 13, 2009