a turd that comes out your ass so fast that it disappears up the u-bend. u hear a big splash, but when u look in to the bowl, there's nothing there...
by me old fruity September 8, 2005
by Champ Kind November 5, 2005
by unknown November 12, 2003
by Dark 1 January 10, 2004
When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.
"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."
Not to be confused with "phantom shit"
Not to be confused with "phantom shit"
by Stephanie Sunfire October 19, 2014
(Noun)Someone who likes to defacate in unlikely public places, with or without the support of onlookers. This is often for a feeling of shock-satisfaction.
Come back here you Phantom Turd Menace and clean that stinking feces from my fridge
Huey! Next time you're at the peep show, try masturbating instead of power-shitting all over the window like a Phantom Turd Menace!
Huey! Next time you're at the peep show, try masturbating instead of power-shitting all over the window like a Phantom Turd Menace!
by Boy J, aka: mull January 13, 2009