yo did you see brian seebacks penis that shit was mad petite
by durffffffffff May 6, 2007
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1. An adjective used to describe someone lacking balls, or the ability to come through in the clutch.

2. A general term for those pansy wuss wuss folk

3. A descriptor for a person who fails miserably at a task.
God T-Squeezy!!! FINISH YOUR FUCKING EVERCLEAR YOU PETITE BITCH!!!!

(to be screamed in said person's general direction)

PETITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DBC and RYAN May 4, 2006
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PETITE MEANS FAT MODEL GONNA KNOK YOU OUT! PHAT PETITE IS A SEXY QUEEN WITH FE EVERYTHING FATTY FETTY PHAT PAT PATTY PETTY PHATIE PICH PERFECT PAT OBSESSION POWERFUL PHAT PETITE PHAT IT IS BIGGEST FULLY OBESE CELEB
Taylor Swift is big petite, They all think models keep calling themselves petite when they are smaller than them, petite models are always bigger, all models are fat, petite is a firecracker of CONFETTIE FETTIE fattness overload so girlie powerful to PETITE, petite is fatter than Tess holiday's size 2 plus sized, Tess could be bigger for petite run ways katt walk
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In a strict Marxist sense, the petite bourgeoisie represents the middle managers who are capable of purchasing the labor power of the proletariat (working class), but also do not wholly own the means of production. The key defining factor of this group involves the attitudes, values, and opinions they support and display. Members of this social group strive to mimic the behaviors and practices of the Haute Bourgeoisie (upper class, the one percent if you will), even though their own incomes are nowhere near the level of those they deify. They often have an aggressive disdain for the poor even though most of them are a single paycheck away from joining their ranks. Modernly, most of them purchase goods and services on credit, providing for the illusion that they have the same kind of purchasing power that the wealthy do. They use this artificial purchasing power to obtain nice clothes, cars, and jewelry (swag). Most of them are social/fiscal conservatives, Social Darwinists, Objectivists/Ayn Rand fans and/or libertarians. They also have nigh-psychotic delusions of grandeur, thinking that if they just "work hard enough" that they too will join the ranks of the economic elite someday.
"So my buddy only makes 30k a year, just bought a house, a BMW, a rolex, and has a full wardrobe of designer clothes. He also lectures me every day that he 'earned it' from 'working hard' and that anyone who doesn't have what he's got is somehow inferior to him."

"petite bourgeoisie scum."
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Petite venison is hamster meat, sometimes also listed on menus as "soylent tan". It is most often prepared as breaded nuggets which are then baked or deep fried.
Fascinated, I watched her consume the whole platter of petite venison carpaccio without the benefit of utensils.
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Something with such true beauty that it is not yet ready for the human vision.
"That video was..."
"petite biscuit?"
"Yea"
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