peter parker

he's a guy working for the tabloid Daily Bugle...but, he's really...SPIDERMAN!
by World Domination February 10, 2005
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person 1: yo whys peter parker so leng bro
person 2: bro idfk

person 1: tf you mean you don’t know
person 2: man idfk who peter parker is
by lengstyll March 24, 2022
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When doing a girl from behind, one pulls out his penis just before finishing and releases his manly juice in his hand. He then spits on the woman's back so she believes he has finished on her, when she turns around the man throws his discharge into her face and yells "PETER PARKER!!"
she was blinded for life as a result of his peter parker.
by jon abbot August 06, 2007
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when you have sex with a girl in a spiderman outfit, then return later on in the day with no outfit on. and have sex with her again acting like you never met her.
by tkifr February 17, 2008
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Peter Parker

Teen who turned to dust in the planet Titan.
-TITAN-

Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*

Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.

Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!

Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*

Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*
by This.Bitch.Empty.Yeet January 27, 2019
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Peter Parker is the everyman. He’s the common, average, middle-of-the-road guy that just happens to be endowed with amazing powers when he’s bitten by a radioactive spider. Despite Spidey’s fantastic abilities, Peter Parker still has to deal with the woes of middle-class living. Girl problems, making ends meet, keeping his family together, getting through school; all the tropes of our everyday normal lives lived out through the eyes of a superhero.
Peter Parker is unique amongst the cabal of top tier superheroes.
by Caleb_Nyuu June 13, 2013
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Peter Parker was hot even when he was dust
by Bucky barns July 03, 2018
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