If you're a pessimist and wrong than something good happens.
Iam "You know, I'm a pessimist... I didn't do any of this to gain anything. What could I have possibly had to gain from talking about any of the things I talk about? I mean, a sex cult? My crimes and failures. My insecurities. My favorite songs and shows and lines. A response to every slight (perceived or otherwise). A response to every question I could ever be asked. And a question: who pays the price for my discontent? Should I punish the collective Un-Truth? And how? Violence. Horror. Depravity. Scorn. Hatred. Some of it misplaced. Possibly even most of it. And what did I learn? It isn't even horde I have to worry about. At least, not yet. They heard my logos and it was good. It's not the horde I should have been worried about.
Iam "You know, I'm a pessimist... I didn't do any of this to gain anything. What could I have possibly had to gain from talking about any of the things I talk about? I mean, a sex cult? My crimes and failures. My insecurities. My favorite songs and shows and lines. A response to every slight (perceived or otherwise). A response to every question I could ever be asked. And a question: who pays the price for my discontent? Should I punish the collective Un-Truth? And how? Violence. Horror. Depravity. Scorn. Hatred. Some of it misplaced. Possibly even most of it. And what did I learn? It isn't even horde I have to worry about. At least, not yet. They heard my logos and it was good. It's not the horde I should have been worried about.
It was the golden. Their hands, blistered from trying to grapple the reigns of the beast from one another. Their ethic, a jagged and unwieldy cudgel..."
Hym "Oh, hey, guy who wanted to hear about me. I don't know how to reveal myself. I did it to the good Dr. by making the same comment on all of his social media. Guess what? Auther fleck is actually pretty funny. That was right before the interview with Doug. Also, I wasn't trying to plagiarism your graph. I just thought it illustrated a concept I was contemplating well and thought "Oh, hey, that's kind of how I imagine this other thing." I wasn't taking it all that seriously. I was just doing this for fun. I would apologize but I wrote a whole thing about it so... Yeah. I was just killing time at work. Hey, you see the doctor engage in media collusion and wield the very concept of schizophrenia against me like a sword in the way I described? That was pretty dope!"
Iam "Hey, I was in the middle of a thing!"
Hym "Well, then, carry on" đ
Iam "I... I didn't know how to end it... I was just going to do on to say that what came of it was crazy and it turn the thing that turned my life into a nightmare into something unimaginable to me at the time. But I'm a pessimist"
Hym "And that the people at the top of the world will steal the living shit out of a nearly-homeless guys ideas and covert them directly into money because they have the means and you don't."
Hym "Oh, hey, guy who wanted to hear about me. I don't know how to reveal myself. I did it to the good Dr. by making the same comment on all of his social media. Guess what? Auther fleck is actually pretty funny. That was right before the interview with Doug. Also, I wasn't trying to plagiarism your graph. I just thought it illustrated a concept I was contemplating well and thought "Oh, hey, that's kind of how I imagine this other thing." I wasn't taking it all that seriously. I was just doing this for fun. I would apologize but I wrote a whole thing about it so... Yeah. I was just killing time at work. Hey, you see the doctor engage in media collusion and wield the very concept of schizophrenia against me like a sword in the way I described? That was pretty dope!"
Iam "Hey, I was in the middle of a thing!"
Hym "Well, then, carry on" đ
Iam "I... I didn't know how to end it... I was just going to do on to say that what came of it was crazy and it turn the thing that turned my life into a nightmare into something unimaginable to me at the time. But I'm a pessimist"
Hym "And that the people at the top of the world will steal the living shit out of a nearly-homeless guys ideas and covert them directly into money because they have the means and you don't."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
by Negative 1234 May 5, 2020
Someone who thinks bad things will forever remain bad unless previously good, and good things can very easily become bad.
Arguments regarding pessimism and optimism:
"Optimist!"
"Pessimist!"
"Whiny fucker!"
"Ignorant shit!"'
"Emo-ass teen who can't accept things can get better!"
Crowd gasp
"Sunshiney idiot who thinks the world is all sunshine and rainbows!"
Crowd gasp
"Hey, what about cynicism?"
(Both) "shut up, asshole!"
"Optimist!"
"Pessimist!"
"Whiny fucker!"
"Ignorant shit!"'
"Emo-ass teen who can't accept things can get better!"
Crowd gasp
"Sunshiney idiot who thinks the world is all sunshine and rainbows!"
Crowd gasp
"Hey, what about cynicism?"
(Both) "shut up, asshole!"
by MrMrMemeyGuy May 2, 2018
An increasingly relevant wordplay on the cliché "cautiously optimistic". As the world continues in free fall, its much more realistic to expect negative outcomes. Therefore, its much more pragmatic to maintain a cautiously pessimistic demeanor, rather than a cautiously optimistic one.
by ChimneySweepGreg August 10, 2012
Easily the most negative person in a group of people that are otherwise having a great time. But instead of keeping it to himself, it becomes his mission the fuck the fun up for anybody that looks too happy.
BRO 1: Hey I got these four girls to come back to chill with us at the house!
BRO 2: these girls don't like you bro, they're just gonna smoke your shit up, drink the liquor and leave. I bet at least two of them have the herp, either way this shit is weak don't bring them over I got shit to do at noon tomorrow.
BRO 1: never fails always such a fucking pessimistic pete..
BRO 2: these girls don't like you bro, they're just gonna smoke your shit up, drink the liquor and leave. I bet at least two of them have the herp, either way this shit is weak don't bring them over I got shit to do at noon tomorrow.
BRO 1: never fails always such a fucking pessimistic pete..
by Cpt.AMERICA August 27, 2010
It has many meanings such like :
- taking a precaution to prevent a near death experience
- level of optimism
- they see the cup as nor half full or half empty as to them it is constantly filling whilst constantly emptying
- for a good thing to happen a bad must follow and vice versa
- taking a precaution to prevent a near death experience
- level of optimism
- they see the cup as nor half full or half empty as to them it is constantly filling whilst constantly emptying
- for a good thing to happen a bad must follow and vice versa
our everyday lives are contributed to by pessimists, optimists and pessimistic optimists. An example of this is that : the optimists invent the aeroplane (great invention defies gravity and stuff), then the pessimists come along and think âno I donât like thatâ so they come up with the parachute. Hey presto two great inventions one from a hopeful lunatic and one paranoid hopeful. You have the plane but how about the glider? Once again the optimists make them and such the pessimists the parachute. Now who tests it? The pessimist wonât yet as the optimist trusts his handiwork to much he want to go without any safety so the pessimist stops him. Now no oneâs testing it. âI knowâ they think and they go fetch Dave from the local cafe. Everyone say hi Dave...Now Dave is s pessimistic optimist and he loves the idea of just gliding down to earth however he doesnât want to die if it goes wrong so he takes the pessimistâs parachute. This is one definition of a pessimistic optimist: taking a precaution to prevent death or severe pain.
by camacam2 July 12, 2010
The acceptance that you don't know whether God exists or not, and the acceptance that you don't care.
See also: pessimism, agnosticism
See also: pessimism, agnosticism
Random guy: Is there a God?
Polytheist: No, there's lots of gods and godesses.
Monotheist: Yes, just the one.
Atheist, No, there aren't any gods.
Agnosticist: I don't know.
Pessimistic agnosticist: I don't know, and I don't care.
Optimistic agnosticism: I don't know, but I really wanna find out.
Polytheist: No, there's lots of gods and godesses.
Monotheist: Yes, just the one.
Atheist, No, there aren't any gods.
Agnosticist: I don't know.
Pessimistic agnosticist: I don't know, and I don't care.
Optimistic agnosticism: I don't know, but I really wanna find out.
by Greg March 20, 2005