pessimist

One who is or has been a grumpypants is a pessimist.
casey miller is a pessimist.
by crista November 19, 2007
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What people now call a realist.
It's not pessimistic to acknowledge a cup half empty as long as you know its also half full.
by Lucinda Belle 444 October 08, 2015
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A Pessimist is a Person who will Generally, most of the time, see the Negative, Bad, Flaw-filled or Imperfect about Virtually Anything, no matter how Neutral or Positive it could be, however, a Pessimist is not always Pessimistic.

Being a Pessimist is not always bad either, everyone's Pessimistic and Negative sometimes, just not as much as a Pessimist, Pessimism can be good when you have to think Realistic about something, but sometimes it can be very bad and extremely Annoying to hear someone using Pessimism.
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A person who, if they refrain from suicide, will one day be happy.
A: It's freezing. My heater's broken, and it's ten below zero. I cut my arm on a rusty fence, and my idiot neighbour pissed on my house today. I hate this goddamn planet!

B: Hey, you like apple pie?

A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.

B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.
by Ralph January 13, 2005
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Pronounced (peZZimistic). Notice the starting is pronounced like the candy dispensers called 'Pez'. Most people pronounce this word wrong.

It is the opposite of optimistic. Pessimistic is defined as expecting the worst in this worst of all possible worlds.

Another way to spell pessimistic is pezzimistic.
She is pezzimistic because she always believes she will lose at Minesweeper Flags.
by AAD July 08, 2005
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Just being a grouch that see everything like it's a sad movie or something.
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If you're a pessimist and wrong than something good happens.

Iam "You know, I'm a pessimist... I didn't do any of this to gain anything. What could I have possibly had to gain from talking about any of the things I talk about? I mean, a sex cult? My crimes and failures. My insecurities. My favorite songs and shows and lines. A response to every slight (perceived or otherwise). A response to every question I could ever be asked. And a question: who pays the price for my discontent? Should I punish the collective Un-Truth? And how? Violence. Horror. Depravity. Scorn. Hatred. Some of it misplaced. Possibly even most of it. And what did I learn? It isn't even horde I have to worry about. At least, not yet. They heard my logos and it was good. It's not the horde I should have been worried about.
It was the golden. Their hands, blistered from trying to grapple the reigns of the beast from one another. Their ethic, a jagged and unwieldy cudgel..."

Hym "Oh, hey, guy who wanted to hear about me. I don't know how to reveal myself. I did it to the good Dr. by making the same comment on all of his social media. Guess what? Auther fleck is actually pretty funny. That was right before the interview with Doug. Also, I wasn't trying to plagiarism your graph. I just thought it illustrated a concept I was contemplating well and thought "Oh, hey, that's kind of how I imagine this other thing." I wasn't taking it all that seriously. I was just doing this for fun. I would apologize but I wrote a whole thing about it so... Yeah. I was just killing time at work. Hey, you see the doctor engage in media collusion and wield the very concept of schizophrenia against me like a sword in the way I described? That was pretty dope!"

Iam "Hey, I was in the middle of a thing!"

Hym "Well, then, carry on" 😐

Iam "I... I didn't know how to end it... I was just going to do on to say that what came of it was crazy and it turn the thing that turned my life into a nightmare into something unimaginable to me at the time. But I'm a pessimist"

Hym "And that the people at the top of the world will steal the living shit out of a nearly-homeless guys ideas and covert them directly into money because they have the means and you don't."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
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