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Perryton 

A town that everyone wishes they could leave as soon as possible. Yes. It does suck ass I’m sorry for the people that love Perryton, but everyone is annoying. School sucks with the stupid school codes and Michelle Obama’s stupid healthy jail fucked up food. Oh wait, there’s no good restaurants or stores other than the same old stuff. And I know for sure that us students that attend school should not be charged with lunch money it’s just stupid. Suck my ass, b. Don’t even get me started with the staar test like oh ma goshhhhh... that’s where us students get depressed.
random person: how is perryton?
me: ah shit here we go again...

Perkatory 

That excruciating time in the morning while you wait until your coffee has brewed
Man, I was so hung over, I was in perkatory until that first cuppa java was ready
Perkatory by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020

Perryton 

A run down piece of shit town full of heart broken teens and idiots who think doing drugs will fix them. It’s pretty much hell on earth
Damn if you want to loose your heart go to Perryton

facebook pergatory 

when you or someone sits in the awaiting friend confirmation section of the facebook for an extended period of time.
I don't really like the guy so he's been in facebook pergatory for the last 8 months.
facebook pergatory by Mirkman November 16, 2010

Perryton 

The biggest piece of shit town known to mankind that is full of a bunch of assholes and stupid morons. Located at the very top of texas 7 miles away from the oklahoma state line.
1: so where do you live?
2: I live in Perryton, Tx
1: oh fuck man I'm sorry to hear that that town is the biggest piece of shit town I have ever see
2: yea I know it sucks major ass and the people are fucktards
Perryton by unknown or am I October 20, 2008

pervatory 

The place most males get stuck as they try to transition from puberty to adulthood. Males stuck in pervatory find words like "package" or "jugs" in innocent conversation to be funny.
Step out of pervatory jackass, it's really a box full of sausage.
pervatory by Dr. Mark Sugarman July 31, 2009