When a man drinks enough pineapple-flavored Smirnoff to sweeten his jizz and receives a blowjob, and the woman simultaneously becomes drunker from the increasingly sweet and vodka-laced semen, thus making her further inclined to give the man the blowjob. As of right now, the perpetual blowjob machine remains a simple thought experiment and has yet to be put into practice. Several attempts have been made, but universal forces such as friction have caused these attempts to fail. It is also believed that the amount of pineapple Smirnoff required is far greater than what the average man can safely consume. Thus, most physicists believe the perpetual blowjob machine to be an impossible feat, yet withhold it as a theoretical system of stable equilibrium. Were the perpetual blowjob machine to be successfully achieved, it would truly be a groundbreaking scientific discovery, undoubtedly worth the Nobel Prize in physics.
Einstein: "Since it is known that the essence of pineapple can sweeten one's load, and alcohol can drop a young woman willingly to her knees, then certainly a BJ given to a man who has consumed a sufficient amount of a substance such as pineapple Smirnoff shall find himself in an equilibrium of oral pleasure, whilst the young lady enjoys a self-sweetening and inebriating treat. A perpetual blowjob machine shall be the result of such circumstances."
by Pat did it September 20, 2010
A legal term used when a lawyer doesn't know what the hell they are talking about or has a complete lack of knowledge on an area of law.
Also a term used when a lawyer cannot be sued for malpractice
Also a term used when a lawyer cannot be sued for malpractice
Lawyer Lexi: Hey can you help me with my 10(b)(5) pleading?
Lawyer Larry: Uh no that's totally rule against perpetuities to me
Lawyer Lenny: Hey I heard you screwed up and are now being sued for malpractice
Lawyer Leslie: No I only screwed up the rule against perpetuities so they can't sue me
Lawyer Larry: Uh no that's totally rule against perpetuities to me
Lawyer Lenny: Hey I heard you screwed up and are now being sued for malpractice
Lawyer Leslie: No I only screwed up the rule against perpetuities so they can't sue me
by LawraLaw April 29, 2010
by Monkey December 15, 2003
A hard rock band known for their epic music and energetic stage performance. They hail from the state of Washington in the United States. The music describes levels of society, including the envronment, war, disatisfaction with music, and very often social status.
Perpetual Jet Lag formed their band, the greatest seen in all the land. They said "come fellows take our hands, we'll bring this rock to everyman."
by theroosterman February 8, 2010
Often referred to as "P-Groove". A highly mediocre jam band that sounds like watered-down Phish. Usually adored by fake hippies and/or people who have likely never heard music by more competent bands like Phish, Widespread Panic, or moe.
TOOL: Yahhh brah, did you go to that sick ass P-Groove show brahh??? That light show was some dank ass chronic shit
EDUCATED MUSIC FAN: I'd rather save my money and watch a Phish DVD. And Perpetual Groove's light show is way more impressive than their music.
EDUCATED MUSIC FAN: I'd rather save my money and watch a Phish DVD. And Perpetual Groove's light show is way more impressive than their music.
by EonBlue987 September 30, 2008
The cycle of a society fearing and producing difficult economic conditions. This fear of future economic turmoil is due to current poor conditions. Thus the society stops functioning normally due to the fear and consequentially generates more fear and worse conditions.
by Wobbe January 20, 2009
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