one of the sweetest, funniest people to ever know. perfectpenis, aka mushroom, is a person who would give you a caprisun if you were crying and then a hug. mushroom is so sweet and deserves the world.
“Hey did you see that hot sexy babe right over there? I heard they follow perfectpenis, and are friends with them too! That makes sense why they’re so hot and attractive!”
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).