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penis sneeze 

When a penis sneezes.When a penis ejaculates.
*atchu*

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penis sneeze by Haleigh April 12, 2005

penis sneeze 

when you jizz randomly and it completely unexpected.
wow dude when i was with my chick and i penis sneezed and she broke up with me :(.
penis sneeze by sackhead May 31, 2011

penis sneeze 

when you see an unbelivably hot person and you jizz everywere w/o getting hard
it often blows up your pants
eric: dude i saw deja today she made my penis sneeze everywere
Madison: i know,id hit that
penis sneeze by philly steaks October 16, 2010

my penis just sneezed 

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.
Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026