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penis sneeze 

When a penis sneezes.When a penis ejaculates.
*atchu*

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penis sneeze by Haleigh April 12, 2005

penis sneeze 

when you jizz randomly and it completely unexpected.
wow dude when i was with my chick and i penis sneezed and she broke up with me :(.
penis sneeze by sackhead May 31, 2011

penis sneeze 

when you see an unbelivably hot person and you jizz everywere w/o getting hard
it often blows up your pants
eric: dude i saw deja today she made my penis sneeze everywere
Madison: i know,id hit that
penis sneeze by philly steaks October 16, 2010

my penis just sneezed 

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.
Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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