Penis Sneeze 

When you skeet

That girl made my penis sneeze.
She has penis sneeze on her face.
Your a penis sneeze.

Penis Sneeze by riaumc November 4, 2008

penis sneeze 

When a penis sneezes.When a penis ejaculates.

*atchu*

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penis sneeze by Haleigh April 12, 2005

penis sneeze 

when you jizz randomly and it completely unexpected.

wow dude when i was with my chick and i penis sneezed and she broke up with me :(.

penis sneeze by sackhead May 31, 2011

penis sneeze 

when you see an unbelivably hot person and you jizz everywere w/o getting hard
it often blows up your pants

eric: dude i saw deja today she made my penis sneeze everywere
Madison: i know,id hit that

penis sneeze by philly steaks October 16, 2010

my penis just sneezed 

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.

Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."

my penis just sneezed by DTOP May 2, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022