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penis sneeze 

When a penis sneezes.When a penis ejaculates.
*atchu*

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penis sneeze by Haleigh April 12, 2005

penis sneeze 

when you jizz randomly and it completely unexpected.
wow dude when i was with my chick and i penis sneezed and she broke up with me :(.
penis sneeze by sackhead May 31, 2011

penis sneeze 

when you see an unbelivably hot person and you jizz everywere w/o getting hard
it often blows up your pants
eric: dude i saw deja today she made my penis sneeze everywere
Madison: i know,id hit that
penis sneeze by philly steaks October 16, 2010

my penis just sneezed 

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.
Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026