penis sneeze

When a penis sneezes.When a penis ejaculates.

*atchu*

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by Haleigh April 12, 2005

penis sneeze

when you jizz randomly and it completely unexpected.

wow dude when i was with my chick and i penis sneezed and she broke up with me :(.

by sackhead May 31, 2011

penis sneeze

when you see an unbelivably hot person and you jizz everywere w/o getting hard
it often blows up your pants

eric: dude i saw deja today she made my penis sneeze everywere
Madison: i know,id hit that

by philly steaks October 16, 2010

Penis Sneeze

When you skeet

That girl made my penis sneeze.
She has penis sneeze on her face.
Your a penis sneeze.

by riaumc November 04, 2008

my penis just sneezed

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.

Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."

by DTOP May 02, 2006