penguin tan

A tan that only covers one side of a limb/finger, while leaving the other side pale, similar to a penguin’s white front and black backside.

Dude, my Farmer’s tan is bad enough on my neck, but my penguin tan on my arm is insane. I should have tanned both sides.

penguin tan by callmezeus June 21, 2022

Penguin Tank 

A HORRIBLY stinky vagina - so bad it smells like the penguins at the zoo

"I bent down to pick something up and got a wiff of Jamie - SOOO DANK!...You know the funk of the penguin tank in the aviary? Thats was it. I almost cried."

Penguin Tank by NotHereSomeone January 7, 2010

Penguintamer 

1. To tell someone that you're lazy and consider it a valid excuse for anything you don't feel like doing.

2. To sit on a big purple chicken and think it's cool.

3. A type of Salami

Xykon: Hey Gril, let's invite Peng to astranaar with us.
Grilthnak: Okay I'll ask.
Grilthnak: Aw he penguintamered me!


Look at that ugly orc penguintamering over there!


This Penguintamer tastes like ass! I want a refund!

Penguintamer by bloopitybloopers March 10, 2009

Penguintamer 

(N) One who sexually molests Penguins, and pretends that it's simply taming them. Has shenanigans with large cats and scorpions. Avoid at all costs.

"I saw a Penguintamer on the news last night"

"I hope he gets capital punishment!"

Penguintamer by Grilthnak March 5, 2009