Pendent-stepping

It describes the way someone acts like a bitch while disrespecting you.

“Yo your whole fit is goofy as hell”
“Man fuck you why you pendent-stepping”

by Myleftlegstoppedworking March 10, 2021

pedentify

To identify someone taking a shit in a bathroom stall by their shoes.

We’re you able to pedentify who blew up the toilet? It was John. I saw his Air Jordan’s in the stall while I was taking a piss.

by Mrshinnypants June 13, 2020

End-o-pendence day

the prediction that the end of the united states will end the day which it was formally started.

"End-o-pendence day will happen'

by Worlddeath1 August 5, 2008

Tendie-pendants

Individuals, usually older able-bodied teenagers or young adults, who live at home with their parents or family in a household without contributing financially or socio-economically in any form. Synonymous with terms such as "neckbeard" or "manchildren," tendie-pedendants rely solely on their family members for room-and-board, food, and decisions for their well-being. Most often they live at their Mother’s home and constantly demand their favorite food, “tendies,” (chicken tenders) in exchange for “good boy points" used in turn as disposable income.

Our Counterstrike: Global Offensive Team might be short two players tonight, Michael and Nicholas are Tendie-pendants who do not have enough good boy points to play tonight.

by bigmillystyle December 7, 2016

anal pendant

Like a pearl necklace, but a single gob deposited on or near the anus.

Having already dumped a load into his cockholster, he didn't have enough in reserve to serve up a pearl necklace, so he gave her an anal pendant instead.

by Thrice Goatly December 7, 2009

anal pendant

buttsex resulting in not enough ejaculate for a pearl necklace, but sufficient for a pooling of spaff between the clavicles

he was too close to running on empty to give her the pearl necklace she requested, but still ensured that he left his cornholee with an anal pendant as a consolation prize

by hot fur magnet December 8, 2009

Pensentery

Pensentery is the act of inserting a pen, pencil, writing utensil in between the the buttock cheeks (or more commonly known as ass crack), walking around and setting it on the desk or where it is readily available of someone you dislike.

So yeah, I payed her back, grabbed the pen on her desk, the one she uses every day and pensentery -ed it! Walked around the office for like 10 minutes, all sweaty. You should have seen the weird face she made when she used it.

by Mario E. G. P. R. L. December 1, 2007