Individuals, usually older able-bodied teenagers or young adults, who live at home with their parents or family in a household without contributing financially or socio-economically in any form. Synonymous with terms such as "neckbeard" or "manchildren," tendie-pedendants rely solely on their family members for room-and-board, food, and decisions for their well-being. Most often they live at their Mother’s home and constantly demand their favorite food, “tendies,” (chicken tenders) in exchange for “good boy points" used in turn as disposable income.

Our Counterstrike: Global Offensive Team might be short two players tonight, Michael and Nicholas are Tendie-pendants who do not have enough good boy points to play tonight.

Tendie-pendants by bigmillystyle December 7, 2016

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anal pendant

Like a pearl necklace, but a single gob deposited on or near the anus.

Having already dumped a load into his cockholster, he didn't have enough in reserve to serve up a pearl necklace, so he gave her an anal pendant instead.

anal pendant by Thrice Goatly December 7, 2009

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anal pendant

buttsex resulting in not enough ejaculate for a pearl necklace, but sufficient for a pooling of spaff between the clavicles

he was too close to running on empty to give her the pearl necklace she requested, but still ensured that he left his cornholee with an anal pendant as a consolation prize

anal pendant by hot fur magnet December 8, 2009

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Pensentery

Pensentery is the act of inserting a pen, pencil, writing utensil in between the the buttock cheeks (or more commonly known as ass crack), walking around and setting it on the desk or where it is readily available of someone you dislike.

So yeah, I payed her back, grabbed the pen on her desk, the one she uses every day and pensentery -ed it! Walked around the office for like 10 minutes, all sweaty. You should have seen the weird face she made when she used it.

Pensentery by Mario E. G. P. R. L. December 1, 2007

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