Pele syndrome 

Megalomania; Extreme vanity and conceit; Pele syndrome is characterized by an inflated sense of self-esteem and overestimation by persons of their own powers.

An older name for the mental condition is narcissitic personality disorder. In extreme cases, a person with the Pele syndrome might refer to themselves in the third person (as Pele himself).

Muhammad Ali ("I am the greatest"), Cristiano Ronaldo ("I am rich, famous, and a great player") are the prime examples of people with the Pele syndrome.

Leaders of religious cults and dictators usually have the Pele syndrome.

Historically, Alexander the Great and Joseph Stalin are said to have the Pele syndrome.

The prime example of someone with the Pele syndrome is Pele himself. In the last 40 years he has regularly come out with such pronoucements as "I am the greatest", "I am still the greatest", "There will never be another Pele", and the nugget "Every kid around the world who plays soccer wants to be Pele".

Pele syndrome by Zeus is the Lord October 29, 2011

Pele Special

Where you go to work and tremble at the fact of answering the phone and shit on a pizza to disappoint Pele then quit your job with no notice.

'x' gave Pele a Pele Special because he couldn't deal with the stress.

Pele Special by Pele's pizzeria January 15, 2026

Pele pele hot sauce 

Delectable sauce from Africa, often associated with the goat Pele. Can also be used to refer to Pele himself.

Pele: “Hi”
Frisit:”Pele pele hot sauce”

Pele pele hot sauce by Quintanius March 1, 2024

Sticky Pele 

The act of ejaculating onto your own foot, then flicking into the girl's face, a la scoring a soccer goal.

Did you bang Marissa last night?

Yeah, I was feeling especially limber after my workout, so I gave her the sticky pele.

Too bad SportsCenter won't put that on the Top 10 Plays.

Sticky Pele by DBLB August 16, 2010

stiff pele

When you kick someone in the balls and they have a boner.

George was being a dick so i gave him a stiff pele

stiff pele by Roger bebow October 7, 2005

pelese 

When an idiot tries to spell please

Person1: pelese give me water.
Person2: yes, idiot.

pelese by (ÙwÚ) July 14, 2019

pelesko

guy who thinks he is the smartest of all

You think you did good on the test? HAH! You will never be as good as Pelesko, he always gets 100s.

pelesko by n00b September 15, 2003