Peeled Potato

albino blond chubber

wit no friend

Wow gorg is such a peeled potato

by ScribblesTheDonk August 23, 2020

peel potatoes

To jerk oneself off. normally guys beat off and women stir the porridge.

oi i might go peel potatoes for a bit so leave me alone.

by billy walking August 22, 2006

peeling potatoes

To peel ones potatoes is to relieve oneself of there sexual tension.

I like peeling potatoes once or twice a day depending on what mood im in.

by billy walking August 22, 2006

Peeled Potato

Someone (tato) gets romped in any form, therefor going from a fresh potato to one which has been peeled, taking away his dignity

After such a gay remark; "You peeled potato."

by brewskis January 25, 2005

Peeling Potatoes

A |white boi| with braces sucks the living shit out of someones dick and scrapes his skin off.

My son got caught peeling potatoes

by Bot666 December 19, 2019

peel my potatoes

To lick a man's balls. Often combined with salad tossing.

You don't need to blow me tonight, just toss my salad and peel my potatoes.

by middlehead September 08, 2006

potato peeling

The use of a potato peeler on a guy's dick. Very rare in real life, but nevertheless the ultimate potential downside of receiving a handjob or blowjob from a girl you just met. Often used as a joke at one of your homies after he turns a girl down.

Eg 1: Chris is kinda paranoid. This girl was going down on him when she pulled something out of her pocket; he freaked and thought she was gonna try potato peeling, but it was actually just her cell

Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??

by syny567 March 08, 2009