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pee cake 

The dessert ordered for a friend at said friend's birthday dinner while he is in the bathroom in order to create an element of surprise.
Friend 1: Hey guys! Now that the birthday boy is in the bathroom, what kind of pee cake should we order for him?

Friend 2: I've looked at the menu and I think he'll like the chocolate cake. Get a candle in it!
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pee on my birthday cake

A phrase used to express frustration towards cynics, haters, and other killjoys.
Why you gotta pee on my birthday cake mang?