pee bumps 

A bump between your vagina and anus that burns when you pee....

I have pee bumps between my butt hole and vagina

pee bumps by simply Complicated August 28, 2016

bumper-pee 

The act of using your vehicle as support (and/or to block your bare ass from view) when you can't make it to a "real" restroom and instead have to use the side of the road as a toilet. Can be the result of either an emergency or laziness and is preferably done in a secluded place.

Earlene drank her Boone's wine so fast on the way to the party that we had to stop and let her bumper-pee at least three times before we even got there.

I can't hold it to the next rest stop -- you're gonna have to stop and let me bumper-pee or I'm gonna wet my pants in your car!!!

bumper-pee by kellyj2777 August 11, 2006