Dan Bilzerian

Every teenage boy's answer to the question "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

teacher: Tyrone, what do you want to be when you grow up?
tyrone: I wanna be Dan Bilzerian!!

by IceBane7 July 1, 2015

Dan Bilzerian

A guy who failed out of BUD/S several times because he’s a pussy and then paid a million dollars to pretend to be a SEAL for 30 seconds in a movie.

“Hey who was that one douchey guy who only had like two lines in Lone Survivor?”

“Oh you mean Dan Bilzerian, that guy is a tool.”

by Kai_Do February 10, 2018

Dan Bilzerian

Hugh Hefner, but fresher.

Dan Bilzerian...the new playboy.

by Bozo29 December 24, 2014