pawlib
the pawlib and the foxtard were in a heated debate over the political merits of the health care bill.
pawlib by Heywood Jab August 17, 2010
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Mr. Pawlik
An old teacher who believes in alien and is rumored to have a large clown tattoo surrounded by barbwire
Yes, he’s a celebrity, Urban Dictionary.
Yes, he’s a celebrity, Urban Dictionary.
Mr. Pawlik by HeyGoogle May 25, 2018
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Mr. pawlik
An insanely hard English teacher who pushes you to be your best. Very peculiar but has a very sharp mind. Very critical and has a talent for making kids stressed and often has them staying up all night. Says he grades fairly but everyone knows he has his favorites. Funny and has the best stories. If he doesn’t like you, you will know very soon, but if he does like you, the whole world will know very soon.
Person one: mr. pawlik was abducted by aliens
Person two: mr. pawlik took off ten points because I mis placed a comma
Person three: I love mr. pawlik
Person two: mr. pawlik took off ten points because I mis placed a comma
Person three: I love mr. pawlik
Mr. pawlik by Melon@tiffany. Kitty September 22, 2019
pawling
Pawling is a small town located in Dutchess county. When you tell anyone where your from and you answer Pawling, the chances are that they have never heard of it. This small town is filled with upper/middle class families, with moms who dont work, and dads who commute to westchester or manhattan. The kids in this town are wild and have no limits or rules to abide by, because everyone knows everyone... no one ever gets in trouble or caught, and if they do... their parents can get them out of it. Drinking is by far the most common used type of drug and starts in about the 8th grade. Pot and coke are also on the menu, and are not hard to find. The girls in this town are bitchy and love drama... who has the nicest car, newest 7 jeans, and ugg boots. They love their boys as much as they love to shop. Your typical pawling boy can be found sporting a polo hat on backward covering his long and shaggy hair. Polo, Jcrew, and abercrombie is what youll see these boys wearing when they speed by in their big trucks or little sports cars that their parents bought for them. Most of the kids in this town go on to the typical colleges like cortland, oneonta, uconn, loyola, manhattan, if they dont get too caught up partying.
All in all its a nice little town with for the most part nice people, who like to have fun.
All in all its a nice little town with for the most part nice people, who like to have fun.
Girl: Hey what are you up to tonight?
Boy: (checks blackberry) Im not sure yet, i hear theres a killer party up on quaker?
Girl: Yeah i heard that too, i guess ill show up... theres nothing else to do in pawling
Boy: Sweet, ill see you there.. i gotta go pick up and get some beer.
Girl: Thats hot... make sure its light beer
Boy: (checks blackberry) Im not sure yet, i hear theres a killer party up on quaker?
Girl: Yeah i heard that too, i guess ill show up... theres nothing else to do in pawling
Boy: Sweet, ill see you there.. i gotta go pick up and get some beer.
Girl: Thats hot... make sure its light beer
pawling by small town boy January 11, 2009
Paliban
Pal·i·ban
The Paliban are an evangelically infused political movement following a strict interpretation of Sarah Palin's life views. Paliban rule imposes draconian restrictions on women being allowed to self determine their own bodies. The Paliban are reactionary to science and prefer to base their beliefs on fear and faith. Environmental issues are generally brushed off or denied, because the rapture should take care of it, and the Paliban believes they will all be hoovered to heaven. Individual members of the Paliban are referred to as Palinistas. The Paliban has a particular fascination with tea bags and aren't particularly good spellers.
If you are not one of them, you are against all of them. You've been warned.
The Paliban are an evangelically infused political movement following a strict interpretation of Sarah Palin's life views. Paliban rule imposes draconian restrictions on women being allowed to self determine their own bodies. The Paliban are reactionary to science and prefer to base their beliefs on fear and faith. Environmental issues are generally brushed off or denied, because the rapture should take care of it, and the Paliban believes they will all be hoovered to heaven. Individual members of the Paliban are referred to as Palinistas. The Paliban has a particular fascination with tea bags and aren't particularly good spellers.
If you are not one of them, you are against all of them. You've been warned.
pawsible deniability
pawsible deniability by sirbennetj May 13, 2015
PAWLING
Pawling is a town in Dutchess County NY with absolutely nothing to do other than get chased by the police on your kawasaki KX or suzuki RM-Z and doing DANK 12 o' clocks , we aren't diverse when it comes to food its either mostly Italian or Chinese food we have NUCLEAR LAKE while a gorgeous lake and view in 1972, a chemical explosion blew out two windows in the experimental nuclear research lab that used to sit on the shore of the lake, blasting an unspecified amount of bomb-grade plutonium across the lake and surrounding woods. Thats pretty cool just like the high cancer rate
PAWLING by FuckyalifeBINGBONG December 4, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.