Repeating a burn back to the person who said it
I said “ur fatOwen replied, “no, ur fat” Someone said “first person to go off has to send a picture of their Willie” (Owen goes off and then comes back) “come on Owen u have to do it” Owen replies “u like Willie” Owen patter
by The lord himself 123 January 2, 2021
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Someone who has terrific banter, jokes and charisma. Patter merchant is a compliment, not an insult.
"Have you met JP?"
"Aye, mate, proper patter merchant!"
by JamaoDosSantos November 16, 2020
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insult used for teacher, substitute for "fucker"
"Dude, that fat patter gave me an F!"
by Rolodex Polk March 25, 2004
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(In the romantic sense
1. The sound and feeling your heart makes.
2. To describe your heart going rapid or the heart flutters
3. A way to say your in love.

4. Lightning striking (in the love sense) aka. Love at first site
Oh laura my sweet you make my heart go pitter patter everytime you walk across the dance floor
by Theamazinggeek May 12, 2018
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Police : THERE THEY ARE !

CRIMINIMINALS : OH NOES PITTER PATTER
by NEWBIE February 20, 2005
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slang for non-sense
Pitter patter lets get at er.
Pitter patter whats the matter?
by Weedy Gonzalez November 28, 2017
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Someone who is super proud of how much of a dick they are.
"John just totally Tweeted about how he kicked my dog so hard he cried."
"Wow, what a penis patter."
by InsignisMemoria December 18, 2015
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