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partition creeper

a person who continuously peers or creeps around the partition that separates work cubicles to see what his or her coworker is doing.
That Dan guy is a real partition creeper.
partition creeper by kegs2004 August 25, 2011

parentrition 

the inevitable attrition of parental strictness enjoyed by the youngest children in large families.
"They spanked their first child; they gave time-outs to their second child; they negotiated with their third child; most of the time, they have no idea where their fourth child is--it's a textbook case of parentrition."
parentrition by Nerdzar June 16, 2012

Pillow partition 

A pillow partition is a section of pillows placed between two bedmates, who are not lovers, to avoid any accidental touching while asleep. The bedmates using a pillow partition are typically heterosexual males, who are forced to sleep in the same bed on a trip for logistical reasons. If one male is straight, and the other's sexuality can be considered a bit ambiguous, the pillow partition is a necessity. It can also be used to save face to any other males on the trip who might joke about the two bedmates sleeping together.
Example 1: "Yikes, I asked for a room with two beds, not one big bed. Luckily, they gave us enough pillows for a pillow partition."

Example 2:
Person 1 - "Damn, yall slept together in the same bed? Yall must be gay."
Person 2 - "Nah man, it's cool. We had a pillow partition, so nothing touched."

Example 3:
Person 1 - "It sucks that you're going to have to share a bed with Pat. I'm not really sure, but I think he may swing both ways."
Person 2 - "Yeah, I'm going to be enforcing a strict pillow partition rule."

driver roll up the partition, please. 

The request set by Beyoncé for her driver to roll up the partition of the car in order for her to have sex with her husband (Jay-Z) in the back seat of the car.
"Driver roll up the partition, please. I don't want you to see BeyBey on her knees"

parturitious 

the tendency to bear young'uns frequently.
Parturitious is derived from 'parturient' q.v. in a real dictionary.
parturitious by Dr. B. Hyve November 14, 2007

Partitio 

The coolest, most communist bastard you will ever meet. He thinks everyone is equal, and wealth should be spread around.
"Did you hear about Partitio?" "Isn't he the guy who distributed his wealth across the continent?"
Partitio by bewilderedgrace May 7, 2023