Parnied

To be extremely drunk, usually involves passing out, fighting, throwing up, or wetting yourself. Can only be achieved by the hardest of all drinkers.

Person 1: Did you have fun at the pub last night?

Person 2: Yeah i was absolutely parnied!

by lemonsqueezer September 2, 2008

parnie

a modern identification tag for a grandfather.

Tell me a story, parnie.

by elcee February 9, 2007

parnis

A small flaccid penis

It's hard for me to urinate with this parnis

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

Parni

A person who tends to obsess over lard and orangutans.

He's a real Parni

by Babís May 15, 2021

parnis

the hole at the tip of a penis in which urine flows through.

guy 1: dude, my fuckin parnis is sore.
guy 2: wtf is a parnis?
guy 1: your fuckin penis hole, dude.
guy 2: your retarded.

by tayluhhh December 13, 2005

parnie

a backhanded slap. usually to the face.

oi bitch im gonna parnie ya!

by Seb Frey December 4, 2004

Parny

To be passionately horny .

This word is a combination of two words , giving it a sense of horniness driven by passion .

I feel so parny for you .

by Mynameismoonchild January 19, 2021