Trauma Park is a deranged South Park alternate universe created by 1NV4D3R-ST4CKDR01D. a deranged and perverted male in his 20s. The AU starts off with Kyle Broflovski now 13 years old shooting up South Park Elementary
"Dude, did you read TRAUMA PARK? shits fucked up but it has a good plot" "Bro TRAUMA PARK is so fucked up, how dare someone write this, did he not think of the victims?"
by AK47Love September 10, 2023
A place of congregation for those who abuse substances in the metropolitan area. A place designated for such divine living in which adolescents and other participants partake in activities in which they intake substances that alters their perception of reality.
by Stoff_Daddy January 17, 2022
I'm so horny for you and I'm a little short on cash right now but I know this spot down on the river where we can go 'Park and Fark'.
by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016
It is basically a 12 O'clock car-fuck with, for example, the secretary from your office. You both pick your "go to" parking lot then drive there in separate cars. When the clock strikes 12PM your secretary (or who ever) looks in both directions before climbing into your car. You have a nice car-shaking-fuck, share a ham n cheese, and then drive back to your workplace in your separate cars.
It was crunch time, 10 minutes after 12 O'clock already, it would have to be a quicky parking lot lunch today.
Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!
Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 11, 2017
Park Center Senior high or PHS is a school where “every body gets along” the teacher’s? Don’t even start. They’re so cheap they all went to that ghetto ass school and now they’re trying to teach us? Please! I’m still learning the same shit form 7th grade! Let’s not forget the smelly ass bathroom by the front of the schools, I’m sorry but y’all stank like ass. Bad ass, please stop doing your hair with bacons grease in the bathroom. It’s 8am and y’all smoke a whole ass joint on the bus or in the mf bathroom. Y’all good? No. I’m sorry but y’all Asian girls NEED to stop sharing a strawberry vape or a whole ass vape in general. I’m sorry for the girls who get pregnant by those low life guys and leave you! Y’all are strong!
Group of kids in the hallway at 7:00 before school fucken starts: *whisper*
*passes group of kids 2*
Group of kids 2: I’m pullin up to the mf school and shooting this shit down, *throws random gang signs up*
Group of kids 1 shocked: nahh, y’all bitch ass mother fuckers-
Administration: FUCKEN STOP, you BETTER STOP.
Snapchat: I’m shooting this school down, I’m calling all my homies, getting my two’s tomorrow
School administrators:**PANIC PANIC PANIC**
Sports students: omg I’m scare that we’re gonna get shot guys whahahaha.
Students: what, what’s going on?!
Police around the whole school: *mother fuckers waisting my time again*
Me: y-you think those mother fuckers are smart enough to do that?!!
Group of kids in the hallway at 7:00 before school fucken starts: *whisper*
*passes group of kids 2*
Group of kids 2: I’m pullin up to the mf school and shooting this shit down, *throws random gang signs up*
Group of kids 1 shocked: nahh, y’all bitch ass mother fuckers-
Administration: FUCKEN STOP, you BETTER STOP.
Snapchat: I’m shooting this school down, I’m calling all my homies, getting my two’s tomorrow
School administrators:**PANIC PANIC PANIC**
Sports students: omg I’m scare that we’re gonna get shot guys whahahaha.
Students: what, what’s going on?!
Police around the whole school: *mother fuckers waisting my time again*
Me: y-you think those mother fuckers are smart enough to do that?!!
Sarah: omg he goes to Park Center Senior high He must be hot!
Kid from PHS: no he’s ugly in the inside. Sorry
Kid from PHS: no he’s ugly in the inside. Sorry
by Isatnskzyoushouldtoo September 13, 2020
A school that mainly focuses on sports, ummm when i say that i really mean just basketball. There is some ghetto kids from Brooklyn Center but not all. Most Park Center students come from Brooklyn Park , Northeast of Brooklyn Park near Champlin Park, and a little of cities like Osseo & Maple Grove. This school is very good if you play basketball wayyy better than osseo. Maple Grove is cool but osseo we hate! THIS SCHOOL IS GOOD IF U GET A GOOD FRIEND group u will enjoy… the main dominance is Asian leading up is African American / Black American then whites then latinos. overall it’s a good school !!!!!
by Sarah Lawson August 11, 2021