papal smear 

The test the Cardinal must take before being elected Pope

Pending the results of the papal smear, Cardinal Smith will become the new Pope Elect

papal smear by cronyvalgrove February 20, 2013

Papal Blessing 

A form of attack upon ones face using one hand.

The attack starts with a slash of the hand down the center of the face from the forehead to the nose. Immediately followed by a repetition of slaps with the same hand across left and right hand cheek, whilst keeping the hand positioned centrally.

A Papal Blessing is usually given as a form of joke between friends as part of friendly horseplay rather than a serious attack maneuver.

He was being cheeky to me, so I gave him a Papal Blessing

Papal Blessing by gib-guy November 26, 2019

papal brown 

Papal Brown is common name for a grandfather who has passed away from “loose buttocks stage four cancer” this definition was originated by Noel Killian. It was created as a harmful Jib about Gunnar David Brown’s papal David Brown

Papal Brown is GONE NEVER COMING BACK GUNNAR!!!

papal brown by Papallover69 April 13, 2023

Papal-kibbie 

1. One who resembles a cat either physically or mentally and is associated with some sort of religion.
2. A non-existent food treat that is highly sought-after.
3. The ultimate, paramount, epitome of supply and demand. Where supply is absolute zero (0) and demand rises to infinity.

The Papal-kibbie of the elusive uber-cookie, that contained seven chocolate chips more that any other cookie one has ever eaten, was impossible for Adam to bake.

Papal-kibbie by Yorx November 10, 2003

Papal apology 

1. A backhanded apology, where the offending party claims regret- not for their error or discourtesy- but rather for the ill feelings or reaction for those offended. 2. What may at first appear as an apology, but after closer examination, is really a condescending or placating way to avoid personal responsibility.

HISTORY: Pope Benedict XVI deeply offended Muslims when he quoted the Byzantine emperor Manuel II Paleologus during his Regensburg talk. After an international uproar, Pope Benedict XVI attempted to apologize and clarify what he meant- along with the good intentions behind his speech- unfortunately; Pope Benedict XVI's "apology" was a bit backward.

Person 1: “I’m sorry you feel I was rude to your sister.”
Person 2: “Don’t give me a papal apology, you prick.”

Papal apology by True Tru November 8, 2008

Papal Smear 

Any of several bodily fluids taken from the Pope to make sure all is well with the Holy Father's naughty bits. Usually collected by a Vatican Manginacologist, the samples are checked for disease and and then sent to the FBI for DNA comparison in ongoing kid diddler investigations.

A Papal Smear recently sold on eBay for $135K. No one is sure just who reached under the Pope's gown and stole her grogan.

Papal Smear by Cuntoleezza Rice May 20, 2008

Papal Whap

Pronunciation: pay-puhl waaap
Verb.
When the Pope smacks you in the face with his peener, penis, wong, or jolly roger.

It's an elite few who can say they've been Papal Whapped.

Papal Whap by Ramblin' Rose September 8, 2006