Pants Bear

A large bulge in a man's pants. The larger version of a pants cub.

Josh "Moco" Foreman has a very large pants bear.

by dykemaj March 12, 2009

Panty beard

The unsightly pubic hair sprouting from around a females panty line.

Known also as the Panty Goatie, this is the phonomenom of which lack of the female self pruning causes pubic overhang from the edge of panties.

I went to remove her panties, and noticed she had a panty beard, thus I retracted and crawled up my own arse!

by VampireG May 15, 2005

pant beard

Female pubic hair escaping out of the side of her underwear due to failure to trim and landscape on a regular basis

Ooh bab, remind me to get me pant beard done before Benidorm

Fucking hell bab, you best sort out ya pant beard, ya look like you're harbouring bin laden

by Superbells May 15, 2017

pantsbeers

Drinking a beer by pouring the beer in your pants. Made famous by Tulane University.

Student 1: Bro, did you watch Henry killing those pantsbeers at the tailgate.

Student 2: yeah man, it was fucking wild.

by Johnnytulane October 27, 2019

Pantsbeard

The lustrous goatee formed within the confines of the pants.

"I just finished giving him a blowjob and now I have pantsbeard stuck in my teeth!"

"I wonder if the drapes match the pantsbeard..."

by The Danimal, the Couch & J-Dog November 8, 2009

pantsbeer

When you and the boys are drinking and you decide to release 12 fluid ounces of greatness down your pants. This is known as the pants beer popularized by the university of Oklahoma.

Who wants to rip a pantsbeer!?

by Mgregor December 10, 2023