paint the pig

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?
Alex: Sure did!

paint the pig by suhmanter April 22, 2008

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