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paint the pig

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey
Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?
Alex: Sure did!
by suhmanter April 22, 2008
mugGet the paint the pigmug.

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