Noun: A genre of collectibles comprising nostalgic paraphernalia pertaining to ignominious celebrities, largely from 1970s 1990s children's television, who have been embroiled in child sex charges. Comprises of the words "paedophilia" and "memorabilia".
You should put your Jim'll Fix It medal on eBay. You'd get a small fortune for it. Paedobilia is really increasing in value at the moment. You'd probably fetch a few quid for your signed photo of Rolf Harris too!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"