An iPad kid or a person who’s addicted to their phone. Probably also has a short attention span and talks in memes.
Yo that kid’s such a padder!
by padder69420 November 17, 2021
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Strange Boy, likes to tell sick jokes. possibly gay due to his unnatural attraction to boys general private areas.
by Rudeboiii May 1, 2005
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An extremely rare, some say unique form of Ursus Peruvius. Its natural habitat being that of an encrusted unmade bed, surrounded by a stench unmistakable his own. Sightings are rare, but it is believed that there exists only a single compatible mating partner in the wild; the short, evidently deformed creature, know as the Clag.
(claggers): Padders
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(padders): Claggers
(claggers): Padders
(padders): Claggers

(claggers): Thankyaaaaaah

repeat ad nauseum...
by Padders December 3, 2003
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A player who looks at his stats and tries to make them better instead of trying to be a team player and doing what he needs to do for a win. Like in basketball, when a good rebounder is wide open in the paint and has the ball so he just tosses the ball at the rim for a few misses and rebounds it to make the stat sheet look better.
by Oggy2973 October 3, 2019
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One who adds random people or 1-time aquaintances to their friends list on Facebook or Myspace in an attempt to look more popular than they really are.
John added his friend's brother's best friend whom he only met once on facebook. He's a friend padder.

Billy looked at a girl's license in her purse during a party, in an attempt to later add her on facebook. He's also a friend padder.
by SjayRbnsn April 8, 2009
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Using eBay or any other similar website, is when i person puts a item up for auction and want to get the highest possible price so uses a friend to place bids and up the overall sale price.
Greg: Hey, will you bid padder my Sony bravia on eBay, i want at least $600 for it, but im im only at $275

Tony: Yes sure,
by Ben & Jerrys May 9, 2009
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"College application padder"
Club/extra-curricular activity leaders who only hold the position because it looks good on their college applications.
John is a total app-padder. He's the president of the environmental club, but they never do anything!
by canUdigit January 27, 2008
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