paco

really short;extremly retarted; REALLY slow; is NOT phsycic; can NOT read minds; wannabe cracker;

another name for a blow job

dude you're a paco!

dude i really want a paco..right now!
give me a paco!
get on your knees and give me a paco!

by the greatest girl in the world May 25, 2008

Pacoed

When an undersized woman approaches you and grabs your privates while yelling "ARE YOU NERVOUS NOW!?" and then walks away

Example 1: Dude i was walking down the hall when charlie totally pacoed me.

by Metrocon Dancing Panda July 2, 2011

Paco

A male who has a distinct dressing style.

Someone who looks hispanic, especially Mexican.

Look at that guy's colourful shirt, he's such a paco!!!

PACO!!!!!!!!!!!

You're such a paco!

by Ivan, Mayo January 30, 2006

paco

the kid that no one likes and is really annoying and is really dirty...like REALLY DIRTY! if he has a dirt stache and a unibrow then he is definitely a paco. He also likes to do science projects about crayons and they drop his grade 25%. He may think hes a genius but in reality he is not. MUST BE MEXICAN

kid 1:"Hey paco, you need to shave that dirt off your face"
paco:"None of the teachers at school told me to"
kid 2:"Fuck you paco"

by notpaco June 2, 2010

Paco

A taco that you keep in your pocket. Great for on-the-go snacking.

You got that paco, bruh? I'm starving.

by Dickieroc January 20, 2017

Paco

Paco is Mexican American with a cholo accent that will say the slang "ayyy, Vato, homes, Grillo, and pipa. Paco may appear to look "dangerous" but he is all talk like a little barking chiwawa and crooked as a cold slithering snake. Paco is person that isnt a man of his words and make excuses not to pay you on time. Paco will make your friends turn against you by saying lies. Stay away from Paco if you know one!. Paco is person that love tacos, enchiladas, sopes, beans, rice, and cold 7oz Coronas. So everything negative you think of or reminds you of then HE must be a PACO!! SO please hide your wife, hide dope, hide your friends cus Paco might just be around the corner!

German:Hey Mario why are you so mad? Your turning red!
John: I heard Paco wasn't paying his employees! Fucken Paco!

Jake: whoa German did you that guys Chevy s10 and badass pit? He must be a cholo like on that one movie "blood in and blood out".

German: nahhh that guy? he's a bitch! That's paco!

by Julloa7 January 17, 2018

PACO

PACO an organisation meaning pooty ass cunt orgie

paco is slang for hotpocket

by HOTPOCKETMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE October 20, 2010