packing bananas

The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.

The act of doing something completely hopeless.
Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.

Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."
by DudeChet April 02, 2011
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Packing Bananas

Having a bad case of hemorrhoids.
Ever since I had the baby, I have been packing bananas.
by By hook or crook January 07, 2012
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Pack of Banana-less Monkeys

A group of people who have gone insane due to lack of direction or focus.
Trump supporters are a Pack of Banana-less Monkeys who will say, do, and believe anything Dear Leader tells them.
by Nartal January 11, 2020
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