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packing a lunch 

condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work
RON: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
TIM: I am PACKING A LUNCH.

Packing a Boxed Lunch 

A discreet term for a lesbian. Made popular in the movie "Slither."
Bro #1: "Your sister is probably packing a boxed lunch."

Bro #2: "Yeah dude, she totally lezzes out when she gets drunk."

Bro #1: "Lets video tape it and put it on the internet!"

Bro #2: "Awesome bro!"

*high-five... then, they slowly kiss*