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Someone with a twenty inch willy, and the super power to have sex at 25000 thrusts a second, consequently giving a super ultra orgasm to the female 10 times out of 10. Ozdog is a name for someone who could knock out anyone on the planet with his massive biceps and cause a earthquake when his penis comes out his trousers and drops to the floor. Ozdog has been know to be the name for someone who will become a billionaire and loves money and hates the poor more than anything. It is the name for someone who is so horrible to the poor he would leave a Rwandan child to starve while watching him / her be fed with caviar and steak by his high class prostitutes and make the child roll in sand. This would be an ideaa of an ozdog. Ozdog also loves blowjobs so has them non stop. In conclusion ozdog is the name for someone who knows everything and is never wrong and if you do as he says it is 99% of the time going to make you over £1000000
Ed " My dream is to meet an Ozdog one day"

Ozdog " You don't have a net worth of 10 million. I am now going to hang you because of your wealth
Ozdog by Ozdogthesexgod July 12, 2017
Words you can keep
A raging homosexual, found in #b0g, warmonkey's forums and public toilets.
"that is a vicious rumour"
ozdog by Anonymous March 23, 2003
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ozdog odog odogwu Ogdog Oldog ozogging Ozogism ümit özdag O'Dog'd on dogs
An ozdog is lying on my feet.
ozdog by Ozdog lover September 4, 2003
Ability to be irresistible to women and hung like John Holmes.
"Fuck..I need some ozdog"
ozdog by aria March 23, 2003
odogwu is a name or title given to a brave and strongman in the igbo part of nigeria. odogwu is also a beast in bed. he is also fearless of anything! odogwu also have a large heart for all.
i want an odogwu in my life
odogwu by jamesmilly February 6, 2020

ozogging 

When someone keeps hitting you in the arm to keep your attention whilst telling you a long drawn out story.
Fuck man, stop ozogging me and just get to the point already.
ozogging by Sang hung December 21, 2016
A fun loving & well bred player who brings his old soul to the yard every day. An Oldog is a powderhound with a true zest for life and an appreciation of good humor, good friends, and all the scents, tastes and sights that keep his muzzle held high.
Gmember - That Oldog's a baad sumbeotch. He just woofed by me in the cold-smoke and did a leg lift heli off that boulder.

Charty - Ya, & he gave me a doggyflobble facial when he pulled that 720 flyover . . . 12 inches above my head! Sweet!!
Oldog by Tiburonian December 20, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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