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Someone with a twenty inch willy, and the super power to have sex at 25000 thrusts a second, consequently giving a super ultra orgasm to the female 10 times out of 10. Ozdog is a name for someone who could knock out anyone on the planet with his massive biceps and cause a earthquake when his penis comes out his trousers and drops to the floor. Ozdog has been know to be the name for someone who will become a billionaire and loves money and hates the poor more than anything. It is the name for someone who is so horrible to the poor he would leave a Rwandan child to starve while watching him / her be fed with caviar and steak by his high class prostitutes and make the child roll in sand. This would be an ideaa of an ozdog. Ozdog also loves blowjobs so has them non stop. In conclusion ozdog is the name for someone who knows everything and is never wrong and if you do as he says it is 99% of the time going to make you over £1000000
Ed " My dream is to meet an Ozdog one day"

Ozdog " You don't have a net worth of 10 million. I am now going to hang you because of your wealth
Ozdog by Ozdogthesexgod July 12, 2017
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A raging homosexual, found in #b0g, warmonkey's forums and public toilets.
"that is a vicious rumour"
ozdog by Anonymous March 23, 2003
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An ozdog is lying on my feet.
ozdog by Ozdog lover September 4, 2003
Ability to be irresistible to women and hung like John Holmes.
"Fuck..I need some ozdog"
ozdog by aria March 23, 2003
odogwu is a name or title given to a brave and strongman in the igbo part of nigeria. odogwu is also a beast in bed. he is also fearless of anything! odogwu also have a large heart for all.
odogwu by jamesmilly February 6, 2020

ozogging 

When someone keeps hitting you in the arm to keep your attention whilst telling you a long drawn out story.
Fuck man, stop ozogging me and just get to the point already.
ozogging by Sang hung December 21, 2016
A fun loving & well bred player who brings his old soul to the yard every day. An Oldog is a powderhound with a true zest for life and an appreciation of good humor, good friends, and all the scents, tastes and sights that keep his muzzle held high.
Gmember - That Oldog's a baad sumbeotch. He just woofed by me in the cold-smoke and did a leg lift heli off that boulder.

Charty - Ya, & he gave me a doggyflobble facial when he pulled that 720 flyover . . . 12 inches above my head! Sweet!!
Oldog by Tiburonian December 20, 2010
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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