own goal

In reference to soccer, when someone scores an own goal. Used when someone does an action against someone else that backfires.

There's a homeless guy in front of the mall I go. He always asks me for a coin, and I always answer that I don't have any, last time he replied with "You never have money don't you?". What an own goal

by 1ups_ March 16, 2022

own goal

used by british soldiers in northern ireland to describe an IRA terrorist who accidently blew themselves up with their own bomb.

Looks like another own goal to me

by bob248 May 6, 2008

Own Goal

The act of cumming and landing your goop inside your belly button.

"Oh damn, my goop just landed in my belly button! Das crazy, I just hit an Own Goal."

by bokunoboolin November 27, 2019

Own goal

A careless act of breaking wind, where the culprit is trapped by location or circumstance and is forced to suffer the scent of their own flatulence in unhappy solitude. Possible locations include an elevator, an office cubicle, or a sleeping bag.

Adam had just sat down to watch Suits when an abdominal rumble rippled through his digestive system. He leaned back and released a mighty cloud, which went on to punish his olfactory receptors mercilessly. "Fuck," thought Adam, "That was an own goal."

by TheACM September 5, 2015

own goal

n. a fart so obnoxious, that even he who dealt it cannot stay in its presence.

shot an own goal there didn't cha?

by Paul January 4, 2004

Own Goal

When shooting your load whilst masturbating, accidentally getting a portion of sperm in your mouth.

Gareth: What'd you get up to last night man?
Damo: Bro, had the house to myself so I decided to polish one off and dammit I had an Own Goal.
Gareth: Great story mate.

by thishappenedatgas June 29, 2011

Own goal

Changing your own news descriptor from “alleged rapist” to “actual rapist”.

The verdict on actual rapist, Bruce Lehrmann’s two counts of rape in Toowoomba, Queensland have yet to be passed down. (Example for “own goal”)

by grimjimslim April 15, 2024