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Having kicking or banning power in channels such as battle.net or IRC.
I have ops in Clan Hack.
by Mikey February 15, 2005
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Baseball statistic meaning On base percentage Plus Slugging percentage. Those who can't play baseball watch baseball with their buddies. Those who can't watch baseball with their buddies watch it alone. Those who are so devoid of lives that they can't watch it alone create meaningsless baseball statistics.
Juan Pierre has a low OPS, but he's still a good player. Suck on that!
Also, see moneyball.
by ThatsBriskBaby April 06, 2005
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"Eww, get a room--no OPS allowed here!" shouted Johnny to his aunt and uncle as they started grinding on the dance floor.
by doc_zhivago May 26, 2008
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Originally short for opportunity when referring to pulling a girl.

"Take your ops"

an op can generally be referred to as a hot girl
"that girls is a op" - that girl is hot

"did you take op last night" - Did you score last night

Bman " you coming to the party tonight?"

Mark " any ops coming?"

Bman "ahh I don't know any op's"

Mark " Fizz... Lets go creeping in town instead"
by bung5 August 12, 2011
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Old Persons Syndrome - a state of being which the afflicted are prone to senior citizen moments. This may include the following: complaining about things that do not matter and will not benefit anyone involved, taking several minutes to count change out of a change purse so it's "easier" on the cashier to ring out, forgetting to give the cashier coupons you had, then making them go through the whole process all over again just to ring them in again, complaining about a piece of technology that they cannot figure out, complaining about and/or denouncing new technology or ways of doing things that make life easier, and several other indicators.

Symptoms may also include constant grumpiness, random moments of cognitive clarity that dissipate as random as they appear, asking questions about some thing that is clearly self explanatory, and constantly showing you things that you've already known for years now.
1. "Why's John bitching about every thing and anything on such a nice day?"

"Oh just ignore him. He has OPS."

2. "I can't get this cordless computer to use the interemnet!"

"It's wireless, you just have to connect to the router. You don't need a cord anymore."

"I liked it better the other way when you didn't have to jump through hoops just to get on the world wide web so just plug it back in!"

"It's better this way...now you can use the laptop all over the house and not just upstairs on the old computer."

"Who said I wanted it in my lap! I like it better on the table!"

"Sigh...Dad you're only 45 and you already have OPS."

3. The following is a real life encounter with a person with severe, non-drug induced OPS:

(Customer walks into a sub shop and walks up to the order line and just starts looking around)

Food Handler "...May I help you?"

"What is this place?"

"....It's Good Subs..."

"What's that?"

".......a restaurant?"

"What's a rashawalt?"

"What?...A restaurant...would you like some thing?"

"What do you sell?"

"......Sandwiches...."

"What kind?"

"....all the kinds that are on the menu up there...or we can make whatever you want..."

"Ok I'll take one."

"....one of what?"

"Sandwich."

"....What kind???"

"What kind would I like?"

"I fucking quit..."
by CaliKing August 15, 2011
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A meaning less characteristic used from a gay catcher for his pincher when the catcher wants a dick
Chris: ''Artemis is an ops''
by yourpincher April 15, 2010
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Open Phone Syndrome.
The act of constantly opening your cell phone for now reason, just to check if you have a text, call, time, etc... and leaving it open.
Valerie keeps opening her cell phone for no reason. I think she has OPS.
by kacykrypton October 20, 2009
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