The one two shuffle is an old deception tactic. The intention is to methodically distract your adversary while you make a counter maneuver. Phase one involves a major distraction.
Phase two is where you initiate your plan of action under the guise of phase one.
Sir, the enemy just pulled a one-two shuffle on us.

Apparently they left a small band of soldiers to tend to all the fires while they left under the cover of darkness. We do not know their current position.

I can't believe you used the one-two shuffle to beat me in chess. While you were sacrificing all your pawns, you snuck in a check mate. Well done.
by Mr.Ection May 24, 2021
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The way my father taught my brother and I , it is a boxing combo.

They call it The Old One Two because it is practice's as such.

1, 1 2, 1 2 3, and continues up to 5

The actual combo though it this.

1. Jab
1,2. Jab jav
1,2,3. Jab jab uppercut
1,2,3,4. Jab jab uppercut jab
1,2,3,4,5. Jab jab uppercut jab hook. (Left or right)
The shouldn't have followed me into the ring. Because I gave em' the old one two.
by Joeyminersmith February 21, 2018
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The act of going to the toilet to urinate and part-way through manoeuvring to bust a dump. This requires the individual to awkwardly move from a standing facing position while simultaneously pulling down their pants and doing a 180 into a seated position.
It took every ounce of my coordination to pull off that one two shuffle on the flight to Vegas.
by Paddo83 May 23, 2012
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The act of urinating inside of a man or woman's anus shortly after completion of anal sex. It is so named because a #1 is taken on top of a #2 and the resulting mess is extremely smelly and sticky. As this is one of the most horrible things one human being can do to an other it is almost always accompanied with a subsequent break up.
Did you hit that bitch in the shit?

Yeah, and I gave her the old one two stinkaroo then dumped her.
by Zithers November 17, 2009
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An uncommon fight move sometimes pulled by people from Hull, East Yorkshire. Involves a jab with one hand ('one') before a swift punch with the other ('two')
"Leave it out or I'll give you the old Hull one-two"
by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005
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When you bring a girl home and (1) lose your erection, then (2) ejaculate prematurely
"I got pretty drunk, then took her home and gave her the ol' one-two punch"
by Madison Square Gardens February 25, 2010
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a video game combination of the melee attack and a shot from a shotgun or other gun with a deadly punch. Also commonly referred to as two-piecing after the destruction the victim suffers.
Fuck dude i fuckin' gave that bitch the old one two that noob got fuckin' two-pieced

oh shit, thats just embarassing
by reuven malter April 29, 2008
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