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Ninjas on the lawn 

Along with paranoia, ninjas-on-the-lawn is the most common side effect of cocaine.
asshole: "What is that outside?"

you: "I'm not sure, but i think it could be NINJAS."

asshole: "There are no ninjas on the lawn."

you: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK; THEY'RE NINJAS."
Ninjas on the lawn by SnowhuouV October 24, 2012

there's ninjas on the lawn 

Its a less racial way of saying there are black people somewhere on your property. We say it when blacks show up at our haunted house. The blacks are usualy the ones that hit our monsters and get all kung foo on that ass when they get scared. So when they show up, a call goes out over the radio that "there's ninjas on the lawn"
I have also used it when there are black ppl around my store. Like when they hang out in the parking lot doing nothing.
I saw a group of black people headed for the entrance to our haunted house, so I alerted the managers that there's ninjas on the lawn.

playing croquet on the lawn

To have sex with someone. Used in a sentence when you want to seem innocent of mischievous behaviours.
Ez: What where you doing Friday with Galadriel?
Skyelar: Oh, not much. Just playing croquet on the lawn..

fennel on the front lawn 

Making the best of an unexpected situation. Similar to water off a duck's back.
"Oh you missed your bus? Don't worry, its fennel on the front lawn."

the ride on lawnmower 

When girl bites and slits your dick when giving you head.. like the blades of a lawnmower.
Philip: Hey man how was last night? ;)

Geaney: Damn bro it was rough. Ita gave me the ride on lawnmower.

Philip: Tough dose bro.

Geaney: I know its hurts like fuuuuck!!